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Flossinitis

A debilitating addiction to those named Floss. Symptoms include: trips to Walmart, “ripping”the gym, being attracted to short people, ignoring your friends, being terrible at tanks, eating almonds, having a bad sense of humor, and only drinking tweas.
Dmac has a bad case of flossinitis.
by moose1234 September 14, 2021
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flossinitis

a debilitating addiction to girls named Floss.

Symptoms include: ditching your friends, eating almonds, ripping the gym, going to Walmart/target and telling the disease causer that your friends hate her.
Dmac has a bad case of flossinitis!
by moose1234 September 22, 2021
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flossing

A dance frequently preformed on somebody you hates lawn that will ultimately burn your friendship to shambles.
Sessa: "Why were you flossing on Jack's lawn?"
Abby: "GET RECKED JACK".
by Chris Monteforte January 10, 2022
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FLOSSING YOUR TOES

When you are in the shower with your lover after some serious shagging and you're soaping each other up and they get to your feet and then look up and say, "Want me to floss your toes?" and then run their soapy fingers between them all...
A good night is all you can remember is him flossing your toes
by Deekdat86 April 23, 2022
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flossing

when ur g banger is riding so far up your ass
"omg! my g string is flossing me rn, shit burns"
by peter patworth November 30, 2022
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flossid

Flossid means anything boring like if someone is lame, or quiet
Bro what yhu wanna do today

Nothing to be honest

Bro yhu being mad flossid no cap
by 🎚️ December 4, 2023
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flossplay

n. Flossin' + cosplay. The practice of posing in expensive clothes, with expensive property or in an expensive or foreign location in order to appear to be in a higher social or financial group than you really are. Commonly done on dating sites in an attempt to achieve upward mobility.
Check out this girl with the stenciled eyebrows on Bumble in a fancy dress at the museum. Total flossplay.
by PaulYeah June 26, 2024
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