farmer's bet

A bet where no wager is made. Originated within the Ukrainian farming community in northern Alberta who were well known for their penny-pinching ways.

Michael: I think it's going to rain.
Ken: Want to make a farmer's bet on that?
Michael: Sure, no loss to me!

by chillywilly69 July 16, 2012

kill farmer

Someone who plays an objective-based game mode in a shooter video game for the sole purpose of getting a high kill count to pad one's stats while completely ignoring the objective. Heavily frowned upon and borderline cheating. Kill farmers are not legit.

Dude, that douchebag is a kill farmer. His K/D is 48/7, but he has no checkpoint captures at all.

by Funkle McNigglesworth April 08, 2011

farmer's handshake

1) A substantial handful (noun)

"Hey you guys ought to come over tonight. We got a brand new bong and a farmer's handshake of kine bud. We're about to get fucked up!"

by ItTollsForThee November 13, 2013

Frog Farmer

One who kisses princes(ses) and turns them into frogs. Explains why people vanish early in a romance.

I can't understand why ladies never call me back after I sleep with them-- I must be a frog farmer.

by bluenorther August 22, 2012

troll farmer

One who gets a group of friends or employees to troll a forum en mass to cause dissent or disrupt its operation.

Putin turned troll farmer this election to disrupt the DNC.

by Low-tone Bob April 14, 2017

Farmer Girl

A sweet sweet girl who wakes at sunrise, and gets plowed.

Boy 1: She's pretty cute.
Boy 2: Stay away from her.
Boy 1: Why?
Boy 2: You'd have to wake up early to bang her. She's a farmer girl.

by peepeesuxer March 29, 2018

Pullin' a Farmer

sleeping on or in a pile of your own goddamn clothes

we all were pullin' a farmer when we slept on sheets that bella had pissed on

by C. Weddin & The Atlantic Playboy May 03, 2006