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Discount Boyfriend

Is everything a boyfriend would be, and does everything they would do. But doesn’t have the title. Much like the friend zone but has a chance of getting out.
“Are you dating *insert name*?”
“What? No! They’re just my discount boyfriend.”
by Zerox September 11, 2021
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midnight discount

Something stolen.
Also "midnight discount store."
Bozo: "Hey Cookie, where'd you get that cool watch?"
Cookie: "Let's just say I got the {midnight discount}!"
by Amans Vinum June 20, 2017
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Discount John Cena

An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.
"Yo, this dude looks just like a discount John Cena! Everyone look, it's discount John Cena!"
by King Unicorn August 31, 2017
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Buy Ambien online cheap Discounted price

When it comes to purchasing medications online, it’s important to ensure you are using a reliable and trustworthy online pharmacy. Unfortunately, there are many fake online pharmacies that claim to offer cheap or discounted medications, but in reality, they are selling counterfeit or expired drugs. If you have decided to buy Ambien online, safety and effectiveness should be your top priorities. Here are some tips to help you use Ambien safely and effectively Always take Ambien as prescribed by your doctor. Do not exceed the recommended dosage, as this can lead to serious side effects or even overdose. Do not mix Ambien with alcohol or other drugs. This can increase the risk of dangerous side effects, such as slowed breathing or loss of consciousness.
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by Buy Ambien online cheap July 12, 2023
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Kentucky Discount

If it breaks in half you can keep both pieces
When someone complains about an item you sold them that isn't working right, just tell them you gave them the Kentucky discount, if it breaks in two you can keep both pieces.
by Tristand23 February 13, 2020
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Gay Discount

The queer discount or gay discount is an unofficial discount occasionally given to queer individuals by another member of the LGBTQ+ community. Often the queer cashier will “forget” to ring up an item, or ring up a discount or cheaper item. It is best practice to make sure this is not a genuine mistake however, and double check the price and the items with the cashier before leaving.
When the cashier recognized I was gay too, I got a gay discount on those art supplies! They “forgot” to ring up my paints!”

What’s the gay discount?”

“It’s when a queer cashier recognizes another queer person, and gives them a discount on what they’re getting, purely because they like their vibes!”

“ That’s so cool!”
by Charnelgrin July 10, 2025
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bosnian discount

During the ottoman period "bosnian discount" was used a saying when a turk banged a bosnian.
Yeah..... I gave her a big discount.....the bosnian discount
by Helicopterboy December 3, 2016
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