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Also known as: type 2 diabetes.

When you are fat and thicc from eating too much sugar and now insulin no work. :(
Cousin Joe has the diabetuss and should probably get some cinnamon.
by Tammy** December 21, 2021
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A supposedly-existing illness incurred from chowing down on too many disgusting-tasting/textured red globular veggies.
Eating beets won't give you "diabeetes" (and in fact, "said red" veggies may actually often **help** wif da "real deal" unstable-blood-sugar disorder), but if your toddler hates to eat dem, you don't need to force dem on him, since there are plenty of alternative foods dat will provide him wif comparable nutritional properties --- examples of usually-more-palatable-and-also-antioxidant-rich delicacies include blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, purple or red grapes, etc.
by QuacksO December 29, 2021
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