Tortilla crusher

Homophonic slang. The tortilla is another word for loose ass.

He is usually chill but once he has a few drinks he will hit the club and become a real tortilla crusher.

by Pjlockitup February 17, 2022

Loaf Crusher

A deragatory term for Minecraft Villagers

I HATE NITWITS! THEY'RE ALL STUPID LOAF CRUSHERS

by JJFROMCLAREMONT August 30, 2025

Quintin quad crusher

Coined by Quintin’s around the world; it’s when Quintin grows his pubic hair out for 1 year, then sprinkles his dandruff and hopefully his pubic lice onto his long ass pubes then crushes his partner with his quads while the lice and dandruff uses the pubes as a ladder onto the persons face

Dude Quintin totally gave me a Quintin quad crusher in the back of Nordstrom rack!

by Appsych November 7, 2025

Dream Crusher

When someone limits your aspirations and dampens your souls

Robyn reasonably believed she’d found her forever home, but Tom sat her down and explained why it was never going to happen. He stamped on her ambition, he is a dream crusher.

by SquareTruth August 16, 2024

Dream Crusher

Someone who stamps on your ambition, shuts you down and demoralises you. Does not let you dream.

Robyn reasonably thought she has found her forever home, however Tom sat her down and explained why it would never happen. He destroyed her soul, he is a dream crusher.

by SquareTruth August 16, 2024

Slash Crusher

When a transvestite enjoys a straight female curb stomping their throat which results in the transvestite achieving orgasm.

“Hey man what’s going on over there, is it a fight?”
“Nah, it’s just a tranny getting a Slash Crusher.”

by bham69420 January 29, 2023

St hope penis crusher

the form of letting 322 boys drip all they semen into one cinnamon toast crunch bowl and letting a girl eat the whole bowl clean off the spot

mell really did the st hope penis crusher shes a pRO

by Theredyellowfaggottoucher January 11, 2026