An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming just appreciating a well kept face that doubles as a perfect place to sit.
Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.
Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.
Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…
by talamobley444 December 22, 2021
Get the Seat Cover. mug.When a person is embarrassed or does not want to be seen buying something in public, so they buy one or more things to cover up that purchase.
"Dude, why do you have this car magazine and teen life?"
"It was my cover buy when I bought this month's issue of hustler.."
"Why did you get new shampoo and a razor? The old ones are fine!" "I had to buy another 30-pack of extra large tampons so I used it as my cover buy.."
"It was my cover buy when I bought this month's issue of hustler.."
"Why did you get new shampoo and a razor? The old ones are fine!" "I had to buy another 30-pack of extra large tampons so I used it as my cover buy.."
by Ghost-faced thriller June 4, 2009
Get the Cover Buy mug.When a guy puts his balls to another guys asshole and removes them repeatedly, kind of like a wrecking ball, but more like covering and uncovering a manhole.
Friend 1: Dude I swear those guys are covering the manhole when they are alone.
Friend 2: Ugh dude I can't get that image out of my mind...
Friend 2: Ugh dude I can't get that image out of my mind...
by thesunroom May 28, 2014
Get the Covering the Manhole mug.So I was looking at this girl but did not want her to notice so I started a cover conversation with my buddy.
by Hay Ray April 29, 2011
Get the Cover Conversation mug.1.a loose mass of people moving in one general direction, which one can use to move from one area to another safely, so as not to become an easy target by traveling alone.
I really wanted a McFlurry, but it was late and the sidewalk was empty. I didn't feel safe going without some crowd cover to make me blend in.
by ktgirlawesome September 8, 2009
Get the crowd cover mug.Ball Coverings are anything that sheilds the balls from the light of day ball coverings. (Ball Coverings)
by Daman Money February 5, 2010
Get the Ball Coverings mug.A Cover Man is similar to a Wing Man, however a Cover Man is someone who assists you to wheel one girl. In contrast to the Wing Man where you would wheel two girls.
"Shea is fucking up with that girl, he needs a Cover Man."
"I couldn't close that girl last night. I wish I had a Cover Man like Suavebrain to close."
"I'm running Cover Man to keep the bitch distracted so she doesn't notice anything to shoot you down on. You'll get the number and the kill."
"I couldn't close that girl last night. I wish I had a Cover Man like Suavebrain to close."
"I'm running Cover Man to keep the bitch distracted so she doesn't notice anything to shoot you down on. You'll get the number and the kill."
by Ghris Crain December 3, 2013
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