cottagecore

a cool and funny and unrealistically aesthetic person named oakley

“hey queen what’s their aesthetic ??” “oh it’s oakley” “i thought it was cottagecore ?” “same difference”

by sea bag 23 January 1, 2021

Cottageshed Moment

The inception of a new cottage industry, through the sudden discovery of a niche that can be exploited by enterprising entrepreneurs.

Derived from Watershed Moment and Cottage Industry.

The scarcity of Animal Crossing's "Raymond" villager, combined with the lack of an Amiibo, heralded a cottageshed moment for online traders.

by Joseph Gootee Schafers June 30, 2021

cottagesdix

Cottagesdix was a famous fp who went viral because of a video about themes, who now Almost 20k and now goes as @laina.Garfield

cottagesdix is an amazing fp

by urban dictionary xxxx February 17, 2022

humble cottager

Giles a.k.a. Nutty from Gogglebox season 13.
King of Cottages

i’m not a politician, i am but a humble cottager, nutty.

by zozza March 18, 2021

Cottage

C) Whitty-Son
D) burnham

by Dick Handler February 23, 2003

cottage jumping

where you go to the beach, wheel a bunch of girls..
take them back to your cottage.

and do.. yeah.

and then do the same thing the next day.

yeah, we went cottage jumping this summer.

by whootwhoot123 December 4, 2010

cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

by nevereveragain August 31, 2013