Concrete Facial

The unpleasant action of face meeting concrete, typically in a brawl or fight between people. The aftermath is not quite as rewarding as a regular facial but warms the soul anyways.

If that asshole comes back over here again I'll have to give him a concrete facial.

by Hot n' Ready September 25, 2018

Concreters Water Bottle

A tally of VB or other local cheap beer. The term originated from the constant replacement of a water bottle with a tally/long-neck of cheap beer when waiting for concrete to set so they can complete the finish and drive home; usually with another tally for the drive.

Bloody hell, those lads are already on to the concreters water bottle! They'll be driving home blind!

by jimbob77 January 31, 2019

Concrete Mustard

Concrete Mustard is the mustard at the bottom of the Masterfoods Mustard Bottle that won't come out

Either that or just a really dense retard called Matt. He, is concrete mustard

Fuck hes just like concrete mustard

I can't get it out, the last is concrete mustard

by biggay101 April 18, 2019

Concrete Mixer Monster

Kyle...

The Concrete Mixer MOnster

by 667965464554rter January 6, 2021

Concrete Shitfeast

An insurmountable wall of bullshit you cannot possibly break your way through.

The party was a concrete shitfeast. I might aswell not have been there.

by Jimmy2Axes February 6, 2021

Concrete spitter

Someone who spits on the concrete, ground, river, etc.

You’re a concrete spitter? Okayyyyy…

Eww, your a concrete spitter.

by Ravishing Ceiling Crust March 21, 2022

Concrete Drinker

Someone who is stupid

Brody is so dumb, what a concrete drinker.

by Crabeater November 20, 2022