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Civic Driver: bro my car is so fast, ain't ever seen a set of tail lights
TDI Driver: wait for my homie to pull up
*GTI pulls up*
Civic Driver: OH SHIT ITS A CIVIC EATER!!!
TDI Driver: wait for my homie to pull up
*GTI pulls up*
Civic Driver: OH SHIT ITS A CIVIC EATER!!!
by LynX2596 December 01, 2021
the poor person's car. most likely you wanted an accord but it was way too expensive so you settled for a civic. but you came to realize that a civic runs like a sack of shit that was set on fire.
people who own civics are probably dumb as fuck and think having a civic is "cool" but in reality you literally drive the same car as your 98 yr old grandmother. honda civic drivers are literal scum of the earth and deserves the firing squad.
you are also probably a car enthusiast which is even more cringe than just owning a honda. imagine modding a car that is worth less nickocado avacado's onlyfans. thats embarrassing fr, if you are going to spend some money on a car that actually has some value skip honda civic and go for an actual car that doesnt drive like a steaming pile of dog shit.
also its fucking uncomfortable as fuck and people who drives are uptight assholes who have a god complex. if hitler was still alive today, he would include honda civic drivers his europe no-no list and people would be celebrating the extermination of honda civic drivers.
all-in-all, fuck honda civic drivers cause they are literally fucking dumbasses on the road.
people who own civics are probably dumb as fuck and think having a civic is "cool" but in reality you literally drive the same car as your 98 yr old grandmother. honda civic drivers are literal scum of the earth and deserves the firing squad.
you are also probably a car enthusiast which is even more cringe than just owning a honda. imagine modding a car that is worth less nickocado avacado's onlyfans. thats embarrassing fr, if you are going to spend some money on a car that actually has some value skip honda civic and go for an actual car that doesnt drive like a steaming pile of dog shit.
also its fucking uncomfortable as fuck and people who drives are uptight assholes who have a god complex. if hitler was still alive today, he would include honda civic drivers his europe no-no list and people would be celebrating the extermination of honda civic drivers.
all-in-all, fuck honda civic drivers cause they are literally fucking dumbasses on the road.
Brendon: hey look! its a honda civic!
Literally everyone: oh my fucking god, thats literal shit on wheels.
Literally everyone: oh my fucking god, thats literal shit on wheels.
by antihondacivicmovement #AHCM February 08, 2022
When you think you need to shit but only fart. Just like most Honda Civics you want to go but only bake loud fart noises.
Fuck, I thought I had to shit but I just sat there like a Honda Civic making a bunch of fart sounds and getting nowhere.
by Fahq Hoff August 14, 2024
A honda civic is a user on reddit that always points out mobile users every time he has the chance. When somebody says "r/" but with a capital, 'R" honda civics point them out and post them on r/foundthemobileuser.
by Spoonks May 11, 2020
A user on Reddit which replies with "r/foundthemobileuser". Not the actual Honda Civic. Good car tho.
User 0: R/somesubreddit
User 1 to User 0: r/foundthemobileuser
User 2 to User 1: r/foundthehondacivic
"honda civic"
User 1 to User 0: r/foundthemobileuser
User 2 to User 1: r/foundthehondacivic
"honda civic"
by VladPlay December 19, 2024
The 2016 to current Honda Civic. Comes in three body styles. The coupe and hatchback are compact cars, while the sedan, while still considered a compact car, the EPA considers it a midsize car due to the impressive amount of interior space. There are two engine choices. The K20 is a reliable engine, though the L15, while fuel efficient and can get a 0 to 60 in just six and a half seconds, has an issue with oil mixing with gasoline. The CVT is also alright, though the car is definitely more fun to drive with the six speed manual.
The tenth generation Honda Civic is a great car, though I wished it had an automatic instead of the CVT like the Mazda 3.
by Sdsr70 May 10, 2020