Christy

Christy is the crustiest girl EVER. She used to work at The Krusty Krab but then se had an intimate sexual relation ship with the cashier, Squid ward Tentacles and got fired. Christy is a short girl with golden-brown hair who pretends she doesn't know how to speak Arabic because for some reason she's ashamed. If you EVER, EVER see Christy drawing a Sponge bob on anything, you better rub it out before she makes an army of them and cook you in a Krabby Patty.

M: Look at Christy she's drawing Spongebob on the big white board. *takes out phone*
F: *goes to the board and wipes the whole thing off*
F: Did you get that on video?
M: No, you were taking too long :(

by stalker GANG GANG May 28, 2019

christie wheeler

A particular female whom is right in all she does.

I wish I could be as right as Christie Wheeler!

by Dairy Queen Lady May 6, 2017

The Christy Brown

To take it up the back passage

Aine wanted it up the Christy Brown on Valentine's Day

by Safe House March 27, 2021

Christie

The best person you’ll ever meet, he is a funny strong person and is very loyal to his Gs

There’s Christie

by C.oreilly April 11, 2020

Christy Tree

An extra, auxillary or alternate Christmas tree other than the main Christmas tree used as a festive decoration during the Christmas season. Found in homes in groups of 2 to 600.

If we get any more Christy Trees we're going to need a bigger house!

by Sasquatch129800 December 21, 2021

Christy

Retarded 11 year old from a polls group on instagram that i wish would die

Fuck you christy

by Nigggaboiii April 4, 2020

chris christie express

The flight from Newark Airport to South Bend, named after the New Jersey governor who frequently flies the route to see his daughter at Notre Dame

John: How are you getting back to campus?
Mark: I’m taking the Chris Christie Express!

by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018