A town were everything’s fine at surface level. But when you look deeper it’s full of druggies, slags and year 7 roadmen. It’s also full of people who walk to the local Londis in their pjs for their morning wkd blue. Can also be refuted to as “cracklade”.
by Elseybob November 30, 2019
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by kenchd January 12, 2021
Get the Cedrick Gustave mug.Cricket man is the smartest person in the galaxy and happens to be the protector of the universe.
Cricket man is stronger than Shaggy as he has infinite power, he happens to be ruv from hit series friday night funkin.
He protects the universe for one thing,
Mac and Cheese.
He resides with a puny trainer haha funni.
Cricket man is stronger than Shaggy as he has infinite power, he happens to be ruv from hit series friday night funkin.
He protects the universe for one thing,
Mac and Cheese.
He resides with a puny trainer haha funni.
Person 1:I love Cricketman I simp and give my money to ruv from friday night funkin.
Person 2:WHO STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT.
Person 3:Bazinga
Person 2:WHO STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT.
Person 3:Bazinga
by AuntieMC October 10, 2021
Get the CricketMan mug.Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.
Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.
Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.
by Mike Simeone May 24, 2012
Get the Shitting Crickets mug.I just finished my shift at the Ford plant, I’m looking forward to seeing Maude my favorite silver cricket at the club. The sound her legs make when she rubs them together sounds just like a cricket.
by kadongo March 4, 2018
Get the Silver cricket mug.The only crickets that are black, they mostly attack schools like BMS, and disrupt spanish class. They also vibe with the nigga moths, but these crickets are gangstas, if one of the nigga moths disrespects them they won't hesitate to pop a cap in one of the nigga moths asses. They also like nigga cows.
"That nigga cricket attacked that nigga moth, with the help of the nigga cow." Says Joe.
"Who's Joe?" Steve asks.
"Joe Mamma!!!" Exclaims Joe
"Bruh, nigga cricket." Steve whispers.
"Who's Joe?" Steve asks.
"Joe Mamma!!!" Exclaims Joe
"Bruh, nigga cricket." Steve whispers.
by daveperson October 15, 2019
Get the Nigga cricket mug.The wolf cricket with its long bushy tail can be kinda retarded like the people who call it a wolf cricket known to get hit by cars... a lot
and also known as a squirrel
and also known as a squirrel
by Wolf cricket January 15, 2020
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