Buffet Squad

When you go to a Party without a date you are a part of the Buffet Squad
Bro 1: Hey Bro, do you have a date to Bro 3's Party??
Bro 2: Nah, I'm going to Bro 3's Party in the Buffet Squad
by MEEEEE!!!111 June 10, 2017
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car buffet

When you find food on the floor of your car or in the seats and eat it
Awww man, found some fries in my cars seat and had an awesome car buffet
by XxDankLordsxX May 26, 2017
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mommy buffet

A chain of restaurants, serving ONLY mommys. Any race, any size.
Hey guys, wanna go to the mommy buffet on saturday
by Mr.Tapeworm October 07, 2020
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Buffet Squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
example: Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
Buffet Squirrel = Food Stealer
by Nathan Drack January 25, 2019
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hot buffet

Similar to a hot lunch, a buffet involves the act of shitting, pissing and vomiting on your partners chest.
a steaming hot buffet
by verbatim April 08, 2005
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Jimmy Buffetted

(1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music.
(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so Jimmy Buffetted last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting Jimmy Buffetted last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville".
by M Albury September 26, 2012
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Lol-Buffet

Used to describe a situation or person that provides limitless amounts of laughing.

"All you can laugh,"
"Did you check that new underground stand-up comedian's act last Thursday?"
"Yeah! That guy was an excellent lol-buffet."
by Gasmador September 14, 2011
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