When one puts one's penis in an open chamber of AR or any weapon system with a bolt carrier and slams the bolt home with one's penis in it.
(Originally a Gru meme)
(Originally a Gru meme)
(Gru meme)
YOU TAKE AR!
PUT DICK IN CHAMBER!
SLAM BOLT HOME WITH DICK IN IT!!!
slam bolt home with dick in it?
DICK N' BOLT
Person A: Hey guys? Dare me to do a DICK N'BOLT with my AR?
Person B: YEAH DICK N' BOLT!!!!
YOU TAKE AR!
PUT DICK IN CHAMBER!
SLAM BOLT HOME WITH DICK IN IT!!!
slam bolt home with dick in it?
DICK N' BOLT
Person A: Hey guys? Dare me to do a DICK N'BOLT with my AR?
Person B: YEAH DICK N' BOLT!!!!
by KABAR April 30, 2021
by 20042011 September 07, 2016
When a man ejaculates rapidly, unexpectedly and with greater-than-average force and velocity into the unwitting face or forehead of his girlfriend / wife / partner, thus leaving them with a stunned expression.
This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.
The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.
This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.
The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.
"Man, my girl was giving me the best BJ last night and before I knew it, I'd totally fired a captive bolt pistol right in her face... she was pretty stunned!"
by QuinnyT October 27, 2009
The act of charging an electric vehicle for a short amount of time specifically to finish a journey.
by BeekayMK November 03, 2021
The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.
"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"
Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"
Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"
by Judas, the Slayer of Hippies March 12, 2014
A permanent amusement park that consists of mobile carnival equipment bolted permanently into place.
Adventureland in Long Island, NY.
Camp Minnie Mickey in Walt Disney World, Florida.
Dorney Park in Pennsylvania in the 1980s.
My brother got killed when the spookhouse at the bolted down carnival caught fire.
Camp Minnie Mickey in Walt Disney World, Florida.
Dorney Park in Pennsylvania in the 1980s.
My brother got killed when the spookhouse at the bolted down carnival caught fire.
by Chainsman August 24, 2009
by nick prince May 31, 2008