What overweight/fat chicks call themselves on dating profiles to try to make it sound like they aren’t overweight/fat, as if the person viewing their profile was unable to tell based on the number of chins they possess.
Similar presentation to people with gambling addictions who say they don’t have an addiction, they just REALLY enjoy it and need to do it to stop themselves from going completely insane and can stop whenever they want.
Similar presentation to people with gambling addictions who say they don’t have an addiction, they just REALLY enjoy it and need to do it to stop themselves from going completely insane and can stop whenever they want.
My hobbies include skipthedishes, watching tv, and numerous other hobbies that all involve sitting and doing nothing and eating. Oh, by the way, in case you couldn’t tell, I’m a bigger girl.
by anonymous February 22, 2024
Get the A bigger girl mug.Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
Get the Eyes bigger than my asshole mug.Dude 1: If you stick a finger in that electric socket, I'll give you a million dollars.
Dude 2: Sweet!
Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.
Dude 2: Sweet!
Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.
by KnightofNerdom December 25, 2018
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