nft artist

NFT artists cannot draw anything other than ugly ass monkey NFTs. Then they will promote it to crypto nerds who gobble that shit up

Bozo: I am going to grow up to be an NFT artist
Hank Breaking Bad: Dies of cringe

by real_josh January 12, 2022

front artist

The same as lying but your extremely great at doing it.

Man he’s a front artist always being untruthful .

by 3978E June 7, 2018

Botch artist

To botch, bungle, or ruin things so routinely and elegantly that it becomes a transcendent art form. Medieval botch artists were known for their depictions of landscapes on portrait canvas with dog poop. Revived in modern times to refer to those select few who botch everything in life naturally.

"Jonathan ripped the paper towel dispenser off the wall and reported himself to the police then pissed in a corner on camera."

"Yea he's a fucking botch artist."

by Billiam Valerie February 4, 2017

artist moment

Like a senior moment when everything else is forgotten, and the artist's minds goes into creative mode. Things like remembering where items put down during this time are misplaced, doors to exterior of the building, and cupboards are not closed. Sentences are halted mid stream, all because the artist has a rush of creative insight.

Yeah, I was going to apply for that job but, I had an artist moment.

by mapke May 5, 2015

guerrilla artist

a visual artist who specializes in guerrilla artfare.

Legend has it, that he escaped from a sanitarium somewhere in New York. Others believe he was an operative, who went rogue. They say, on particular nights, you can catch a glimpse of him running around in the pale moonlight, and hear an insatiable, crazed laugh while he is inundated with wetworking his victims at the slaughterhouse. He is the GUERRILLA ARTIST, known as @thekingofslop. STRAIGHT OUTTA NEWBURGH. THERE IS NONE HIGHER. THIS IS HIS FIRE.

by Gray Water December 24, 2017

Pause Artist

The art of pausing shows or movies in an appealing way to your fellow viewers (can also be performed as a solo act, but it is more fulfilling when shared with others.) The paused screen is typically an especially absurd face or gesture, but is not limited to other pleasing images such as excessive cleavage or crotch shots. Some people are natural pause artists, but if you practice you can often hone your skill.

(Beth pauses Wendy Williams mid 'how you doin' to get something to drink.)

Jordan: That's a hilarious face.

Beth: I didn't do it on purpose, I'm just a natural pause artist.

by The Real Beth January 12, 2012

BS Artist

Sal says, Polite way of saying that you are a Bullshit artist.

YOU ARE A BS ARTIST

by Sydney Desosa December 18, 2012