Monkey Fucking a Football

well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating

It is like a monkey fucking a football.

by MonkeySplash January 27, 2018

pickle fucking a sheep

Yeast infection passed back and forth between sexual partners. Aka a sheepy pickle

Bring with you is like a pickle fucking a sheep.

by The Hot Pink Sheep November 30, 2015

A fucking lama

A really cool and funny person. Also someone who is very attractive.

Dude do you see that girl over there? Yeah man, she's a fucking lama

by Dolanlover 1999 March 13, 2017

a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

A Fucking Thotiana

This can be a subsitute for the name elijah or Anjelica

"Wow that girl acts like such A Fucking Thotiana around Mr.Mathews"

by Big yes May 30, 2019

a fucking corpse

Definition of a dead that is so dead, someone will talk in it once a century.

This chat is literally the definition of a fucking corpse

by Supermegaawesomeguy October 31, 2019

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020