National give your girlfriend dick day

On may 21st you must give your girlfriend all the dick she wants, no matter what.

Today is National give your girlfriend dick day, are you excited

by dog1010 May 21, 2020

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dicking your ear

When you ram yo shit hard as you can in that bitches ear when she's sleeping, becuase you didnt pay rent this month and she aint puttin out and youre frustrated.
(past tense)- Dicked

The bitch caught an attitude so i dicked her ear.

I'm trying to explain to this bitch that we got busted cuz her mom walked in right when I was dicking your ear.

by mackelslap December 22, 2008

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Dick your tits

To go do something social. Also to go do stuff with your girlfriends. (dick with your tits).

"Hey, lets go dick our tits"
"wanna go dick your tits?"
"I wanna go dick with my tits!"

by Sprute December 3, 2006

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I will nigger dick your mouth

The act of using an African American penis to dick someones' mouth.

"I will nigger dick your mouth if you don't shut the fuck up."

by jdanfosho January 16, 2009

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the dick your mother used to ride

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.

"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

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bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob

a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now

Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mr. AwesomePOOP IN MAH MOUTH April 26, 2011

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