A weeaboo tale from my man Kodak, represent G i trmmed it so fucking small.
My life had no purpose and I would often push myself to heart failure. Filled with rage, i flipped the entire county upside down looking for the man, my feelings getting the best of me. Finally, five hours later I found the cunt. I walked out, gun in hand and approached the man. I spoke with him and fired in his direction, what I did not realize was that Ariana was watching me and that the MP5 knocked me back on the ground, making me miss my shot,
The cunt ran off, Ariana too. I knew that this was the end.
Sirens wailed in the distance, giving me a scare, making me shaky. I positioned the barrel to my mouth and fired, the bullet going through my right cheek, however the pain was enough to knock me out.
Dreaming about an alternative reality where I was the one on top was clearly just a dream amd I knew it. I was in a coma due to being dropped by the reckless EMTs.
After the realization, my bootcamp duties were releived, and I was a free man. I am now paying in my bed, crying myself to sleep because I know I cannot win her back, the man she is with must be super rich, I am here sleeping in an alleyway near my house because my mother does not want to see me anymore, ever. I figured my chances are zero, I should give up. But that was never an option I would consider, ever. And so my last chance started, I was ready to be a man and give a pause to my feelings, Ariana, here I come~.
My life had no purpose and I would often push myself to heart failure. Filled with rage, i flipped the entire county upside down looking for the man, my feelings getting the best of me. Finally, five hours later I found the cunt. I walked out, gun in hand and approached the man. I spoke with him and fired in his direction, what I did not realize was that Ariana was watching me and that the MP5 knocked me back on the ground, making me miss my shot,
The cunt ran off, Ariana too. I knew that this was the end.
Sirens wailed in the distance, giving me a scare, making me shaky. I positioned the barrel to my mouth and fired, the bullet going through my right cheek, however the pain was enough to knock me out.
Dreaming about an alternative reality where I was the one on top was clearly just a dream amd I knew it. I was in a coma due to being dropped by the reckless EMTs.
After the realization, my bootcamp duties were releived, and I was a free man. I am now paying in my bed, crying myself to sleep because I know I cannot win her back, the man she is with must be super rich, I am here sleeping in an alleyway near my house because my mother does not want to see me anymore, ever. I figured my chances are zero, I should give up. But that was never an option I would consider, ever. And so my last chance started, I was ready to be a man and give a pause to my feelings, Ariana, here I come~.
by KODAK45555 August 26, 2018
Get the Weeaboo Talemug. A Weeaboo is a person who is overly obsessed with Anime and worships Japan's culture, even rejecting their own.
They use terms such as Baka, Onii-chan, Senpai, and Desu. Contrary to some belief, Weeb is NOT a shortening of Weeaboo. Weeb is a term used to describe a person who watches anime and enjoys it. You are NOT a Weeaboo if you enjoy anime, read manga, or have an interest in Japanese culture. You ARE a Weeaboo if you are Overly obsessive with Anime, You worship Japan or believe that everything in Japan is amazing, Get into fights over Anime, and Reject your own culture. Weeaboos usually only watch the most popular anime, specifically Naruto.
They use terms such as Baka, Onii-chan, Senpai, and Desu. Contrary to some belief, Weeb is NOT a shortening of Weeaboo. Weeb is a term used to describe a person who watches anime and enjoys it. You are NOT a Weeaboo if you enjoy anime, read manga, or have an interest in Japanese culture. You ARE a Weeaboo if you are Overly obsessive with Anime, You worship Japan or believe that everything in Japan is amazing, Get into fights over Anime, and Reject your own culture. Weeaboos usually only watch the most popular anime, specifically Naruto.
by Ne ne papa theres no escape March 15, 2021
Get the Weeaboomug. 
The most sanctimonious, impressionable, socially inept types of people on the media who obsess over spreading toxic positivity between themselves along with spreading it to anyone who dares to oppose their ideals; they possess so much internal insecurity that they willingly cling to fictional characters, which leads them to lacking social skills more than if they learned to communicate with real people or be in contact with the people they disagree with for one whole day without instinctively mocking them.
Due to their impressionable, servile attitude, they don't hesitate to take everything they look at with a surface-level interpretation, causing a cycle where they constantly misinterpret themselves and other people when something actually factual is stated and they put federal law before logical construction, causing them to be willingly insensitive and ignorant to issues that are much more likely to spread conflict across the human population than anything federal law dictates the rights and wrongs of.
Due to their impressionable, servile attitude, they don't hesitate to take everything they look at with a surface-level interpretation, causing a cycle where they constantly misinterpret themselves and other people when something actually factual is stated and they put federal law before logical construction, causing them to be willingly insensitive and ignorant to issues that are much more likely to spread conflict across the human population than anything federal law dictates the rights and wrongs of.
YouTube viewer after watching a video on a weeaboo's channel: ...Wait, that was a weeaboo I just watched? Really? ...Now I'm thinking of making a headcanon where the protagonist from Re;Zero is actually gay. I mean, I did it for Finn from Adventure Time where I gave a headcanon on him being gay for the Ice King right as this weeaboo demonstrated that making a sexuality headcanon for a fictional character is fine.
by commentspae December 9, 2020
Get the weeaboomug. by KjCoke December 3, 2019
Get the Weeaboomug. Dude 1: Hey, i like to watch Cory in the House, its my favourite anime
Dude 2: Dude, that is not an anime. ANI mes are japanese.
Dude 1: Stfu dude, dont be such a weeaboo, Cory is black.
Dude 2: Dude, that is not an anime. ANI mes are japanese.
Dude 1: Stfu dude, dont be such a weeaboo, Cory is black.
by Lowloser November 21, 2016
Get the Weeaboomug.