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a willie wonka

a move when a man and a woman have sex and the man brings in oompa loompas to satisfy her the way he cannot.

its also a definition made up when i'm really bored. so yeah
freak: "dude last night, i wasn't in the mood"

friend: "so you left her unsatisfied???"

freak: "of course not. I pulled a willie wonka and got out of there"

friend:"classsyy"
by thisisstupid October 31, 2008
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Willy Wonka

After giving anal, you make the reciever suck the shit off your penis.

OR

After giving anal, you pecker slap dat hoe.
Nigga that hoe love when I give her the ol' Willy Wonka.
by Steele Bro's February 7, 2008
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Wonkatonk

The uncontrollable way explaining intergalactic farts. Man that's hard you know, an i don't mean down stairs either.
Alicia wonkatonked when she was asked to explain the teacher's question.
by TheGirlThatFellTooFast April 7, 2015
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Willy wonka😈

Willy Wonka is my daddy. He can ❤️rail❤️ me. I love him, he’s so hot😭
Who’s the best chocolate maker?
That’s willy wonka😈 ofc
by Leoswhore September 7, 2020
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Willie Wonka

A Manic Deppressive, Horny, Drunk, Sex Deprived Old man who cant get pussy from a decent woman over the age of 18.
Willie is also the last know Slave owner owning over 300 Leprocon/Black Midget mutts known as the Umpa-Lumpa
Willie Wonka didnt save those damn umpas from Umpa Land, He's Breeding them in The Factory basement. Don't call me a liar ive seen it!
by Big Trigg July 30, 2006
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Willy Wonka

noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;

1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.

2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman. *Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*

3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.

4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will hot be tight in that region.
"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"

"What happened?!"

"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"

"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
by cavalico April 8, 2009
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whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka

Whitey comon o here. Ya steeped in gayness. Whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka. Git outta ma pfuqin face.
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