Vegan

Nicer word for can’t hunt can’t fish can’t mind own business

Vegan : I’ll order a salad

You : I’ll have the steak

Vegan : HOW CAN YOU DO THAT .IM CALLING PETA
you : sorry I’m not a vegan

by Missmoomoomoo July 6, 2019

Vegan

A minority group of malnourished hippies that will always force their opinion on you. They have no debating skills and are delusional to the point of being on the verge of mentally insane.

I got into an argument with a vegan once, couldn't get a word in.

by Mêñtål April 9, 2020

Vegan

Another term for a cunt

"You are a vegan"

by Fisjaikskajajaj May 25, 2016

Vegan

A gay person who eats/drinks nothing and can't date

Dan Perry you're such a vegan

by Hudlsbshsivsbsb March 12, 2017

Vegan

A word used to define extremely pretentious individuals who believe they are on some superior moral high ground due to their choice not to consume animal products. Usually very annoying on social media, these obnoxious individuals will take any chance they get to shove their veganistic agenda down your throat.

Mary: Wow the weather looks great today!

Todd (a vegan): Yeah well did you know that cows are being murdered and an egg is a chickens period and I'm better than you because I don't eat meat?

by Sydneydaaaaa September 20, 2017

Vegan

A typically white, female, millennial, who thinks that consuming any animal product will make you burn in Hell for the rest of eternity, despite being Athiest. Easy to tell apart from a non-vegan because they tell you so much.

"Hi I'm Joe. And you are?"
"My name is Kate; I'm a vegan."

by Nate82602 June 6, 2018

veganism

A popular trend among the youth of today to not eat or use any animal products. What most of these trend following kids fail to realize is that many things they don't even know about contain animal products.
Many vegans like to hang out together and go get tattooed and pierced while listening to "hardcore" music and being "straight edge".
Most tattoo inks contain animal by-products.

Vegans will fade out as the next trend becomes popular.
There will be a great surge in the tattoo removal business.

I became a vegan because all my friends are!

by xenobia July 23, 2006