trysezual

a person that is a virgin but leads others to believing they are living the life of a trysexual

Bill and Brian were best friends since the 2nd grade.For the last 7 years of thier 13 year friendship Brian often would tell Bill of trysexual encounters he was having on the day before.Bill fell into a depression fearing that all the sexual encounters his best friend was always being involved in would eventually make Brian become bored with him especially although he on occassion would masturbate thinking about the trysexual way of life, He was not near the exciting type of person it takes to be trysexual. Bill idolized Brian because he was able to be so sexually liberal. Bill decided that the only way he would be able to not lose his best friend Brian as a best friend, he would need to be sexually liberal and surprise Brian with not only an all male orgy but, by he himself being the organiser and host of the party.Bill told Brian "hey Brian lets go to the park and smoke a fag" to get him out of the apartment so that the men could sneak in for the surprise.Bill and Brian came back from the park where they smoked a fag, and upon opening the door there was a big yell "surprise".Brian looked at Bill and said "surprise" I am a trysezual not a trysexual. Bill stood there with a stupid look on his face. Brian says "I'm a virgin dipshit".

by J. Gibson April 1, 2008

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