The resulting feeling of annoyance and disappointment after building up excitement for a tourist attraction that didn't quite live up to the hype.
Sayer and Lauren experienced major tourist blueballs after a long walk to the Trevi fountain, finding only a construction site in its place.
by AnAmbiguousLawnChair May 14, 2015
Get the Tourist Blueballsmug. The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)
A Clean break everytime :)
Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!
by Vicbittertoo October 24, 2020
Get the Greek touristmug. "Ninja Gaiden 4 is a really good game, its my first time playing a Ninja Gaiden game."
fucking tourist doesn't know how big a letdown this is to the rest of the series, Itagaki would be rolling in his grave.
fucking tourist doesn't know how big a letdown this is to the rest of the series, Itagaki would be rolling in his grave.
by OG_Ryu October 28, 2025
Get the Touristmug. The term "Jhalmuri Tourist" refers to tourists who travel on a minimal budget, often using their own vehicles and avoiding expenditures at local restaurants by consuming their own food, typically light snacks such as Jhalmuri. This group isn't defined by a particular race, but by their style of travel and dining.
Hill stations are crowded these days, no thanks to the Jhalmuri tourists, who visit the place, use it's resources, without contributing to its economy.
by Jorebungley June 16, 2024
Get the Jhalmuri Touristsmug. Michael: "Did you hear that Lisa just died from 'Rona"?
David: "I can't wait to go to the funeral, she had some fine ass friends!
Michael: Dude that's fucked up. You're such a sad tourist.
David: "I can't wait to go to the funeral, she had some fine ass friends!
Michael: Dude that's fucked up. You're such a sad tourist.
by Tokenship December 29, 2020
Get the Sad touristmug. One who visits multiple plasma donation companies in their area for the purpose of the highest financial payout, rather than stay at the same company for low pay but convenience. Example includes taking advantage of new donor bonuses, then leaving when it ends and waiting for an email to come back for the promise of a higher payout. Some donors will leave (typically six months) to be considered a new donor again - which is not the policy for every company, some will only offer a returning donor bonus. Never assume one will be labelled a new donor.
The opportunity/motive to be a plasma tourist depends on availability of companies in their area, the distance to and from the center, the local supply/demand, the poverty and cost of living conditions of the area, and if the donor is in need of finances sooner than later. Once a donor breaks their ghosting streak by donating, without a bonus, the company typically has no incentive to offer one. It's reasonable to assume plasma companies keep track of how often a donor visits, the pay they receive, and adjust bonuses in their system.
Depending on location/company: Plasma companies will gradually increase their bonus offer every 1-2 months. Ranging from $15-$60 per session, or even $25-200 extra per month. Some will offer a monthly total, while others may offer a single session. If the location is convenient, the donor may accept the base + bonus and decide to donate once or twice more to stay within their minimum acceptable pay.
The opportunity/motive to be a plasma tourist depends on availability of companies in their area, the distance to and from the center, the local supply/demand, the poverty and cost of living conditions of the area, and if the donor is in need of finances sooner than later. Once a donor breaks their ghosting streak by donating, without a bonus, the company typically has no incentive to offer one. It's reasonable to assume plasma companies keep track of how often a donor visits, the pay they receive, and adjust bonuses in their system.
Depending on location/company: Plasma companies will gradually increase their bonus offer every 1-2 months. Ranging from $15-$60 per session, or even $25-200 extra per month. Some will offer a monthly total, while others may offer a single session. If the location is convenient, the donor may accept the base + bonus and decide to donate once or twice more to stay within their minimum acceptable pay.
A plasma tourist involves being enrolled at multiple companies and delaying their visits for the highest pay because their time and health is more valuable than quick cash.
by arandomuserwithtoomuchtime August 15, 2025
Get the Plasma Touristmug. A: a place considered to be very popular among tourists, including the local economy being largely dependent on them.
B: a place whose amenities are extremely underwhelming, or even non-existent. In essence, not enough things to do for the average tourist.
C: a place where it's easy to get scammed, or otherwise feels like an unreasonable requirement to spend money to enjoy local activities.
D: a place that's kitsch, childish, and appears outdated.
B: a place whose amenities are extremely underwhelming, or even non-existent. In essence, not enough things to do for the average tourist.
C: a place where it's easy to get scammed, or otherwise feels like an unreasonable requirement to spend money to enjoy local activities.
D: a place that's kitsch, childish, and appears outdated.
by Original Orangutans June 22, 2025
Get the Tourist trapmug.