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titty fraud

The use of a padded bra to dupe unsuspecting males.
That girl is guilty of titty fraud. When I got here bra off, she has flatter that a grill cake on tuesday.
by jmasterflex June 21, 2007
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titty boner

The erection of a woman's nipples due to intense sexual arousal.
Ashley's thin bikini top couldn't hide the titty boner she got when she saw Jeff's buff physique.
by Romeo Foxtrot January 24, 2007
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titty-bars

A strip club with topless dancers

A place where men pay to get their hard on.
Dawg, I'm goin' to the titty-bar to get my gind on.
by Feloni June 25, 2005
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titty

aka tit/tits/titties is a slang term for the female breast. The key distinction of the term is that it denotes a particlar quality of breast: Most often, but not limited to small breasts but also denoting other qualities such as firmness, perkyness and a generally fun, playfull quality to the breast that endears the viewer to the breat in question. "Titties" are typically appreciated by men and women with equal esteem and enthusiasm in that most women want "titties" and most men desire "titties" - the underlying assumption here is that the are considered "nice" by the widest range of standards, be it cute little "A" cups or the outer limits of "c" cup territory, Titties are the cream of the crop. As a part of the English vernacular the term is widely used to describe women's breasts in general but it more specifically referes to smaller firm breasts. This distinction is made more clearly when placed in the context of other relevent slang for breasts, such as: Boobs (the most generic term for breasts in the North American cultural lexicon). Boobs tend to denote medium to larger breasts (B cup to D cup) with less emphasis on perkyness and firmness. Jugs are the exclusive domain of big breasts( Minimum of a Big "C" cup and up). "Flapjacks", "Funbags" etc. denote a poorer quality of breast and invariably a saggy one when used in the proper gramatical context.
Jennifer removed her lacy bra, revealing the most delicious little titties and pert nipples I've ever seen.

You could see her titties peeking through her shirt.

The girls all raved about how perfect Jennifer Aniston's titties looked.
by titties and cake September 9, 2004
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Texas Titty Twister

When someone grabs a nipple and twists the shit out of it.
You think a purple nurple is bad, you ought to get a Texas Titty Twister.
by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004
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Titty Salad

when a woman takes advantage of a man and rubs her tits in and all over his face in a rough manner.
man: "Dude, we were just watching a movie when outta no where she took off her top and gave me a titty salad."
by youcanhavewhateveryoulike January 29, 2009
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Titty Flash Monday

The day of the week that it is appropriate for girls to randomly flash their boobs to an audience of their choice
"Oh my God, it's Titty Flash Monday again! I'm so totally flash my boobs at the coffee shop today!"
by The Swaffle King August 23, 2014
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