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harry welsh

a local folktale legend that resides in the local kfc and the dungeons of the avenue. this person is normally filled with heritcical degeneratsy using vile anime porn. this person loves brexit and they have bloodied claws with crooked talons to prey on minors.
that geezer is a real harry welsh
by lil dick andy February 27, 2024
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The welsh shepherd

Having sex with a girl & her mother on separately occasions.
Eric did ‘the welsh shepherd’ by having the mutton and the lamb.
by TM&EH January 17, 2018
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Welsh Banquet

Insubstantial unsatisfying snack.Derived from cheese on toast being called a Welsh Rarebit (Rabbit).
I was absolutely starving but all there was in the fridge was a piece of limp lettuce and half a stick of celery.So I was still hungry after consuming that Welsh Banquet.
by The Thegn of Tottington December 3, 2023
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welsh wheel barrow

The Welsh Wheel Barrow is An advanced sexual position in which you lift a broad up and place her thighs on your shoulders, she will then grab onto a stationary object of your choosing with the optimal positioning leaving her at a 38° angle. Once she is in the appropriate position you will slide her thighs further onto your shoulders until her vaginal area is in your face. Whilst in the appropriate position you will begin to eat her pussy like your life depended on it. If performed correctly her arms will become weak causing her hands to let go which will lead to her falling into a perfect position for a standing tombstone pile blow jibby (See Tombstone pile blow jibby for more details) This sexual maneuver requires upper body strength and determination. It is recommended after many studies that women over the weight of 176 pounds should not be placed in this position however this is a baseline and results may vary.
I got a mean double handed squeezer from this girl from the bar so I had no choice but to bring her home and try out the Welsh Wheel Barrow
by BBC Commander January 4, 2024
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Welsh Tea

Do you want a cup of welsh tea? Baaa
by Andy August 24, 2023
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welsh crumble

The welsh crumble symbolises the proverbial spineless welsh man combining the words "crumble" and the dirty term "welsh".

Used in context -

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.
"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.
by Jayballs69 May 25, 2018
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welsh waterballoon

When you hold your foreskin closed so the end of your penis fills with urine.
by Juicy pol August 2, 2024
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