stroke the toad

The unapologetic expression made when teabagging.

Man 1 - please, no!

Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!

by Canned snail May 28, 2016

Toad Spit

Toilet water splashed up onto your anus while you sit on the toilet. Could be caused by dropping a fat turd or when flushing before standing.

I hate when the automatic toilets at Wal-Mart go off when I'm not done, I always get splashed with toad spit.

by Eneshi April 18, 2018

the almighty Toad

The almighty toad. Beautiful. Handsome. Majestic. He is everything you wish you were. Favorite food: bagel. Intelligence: 4 iq. Favorite activity: bashing his head on a rock. Creator REEzardRamen

“I would nuke the country of turkey if the almighty Toad asked me to” (me)

by REEzardRamen July 5, 2022

Fire Toad

you just watch the new helluva boss episode, heard the little kid say it and are now looking it up so you dont feel stupid about not knowing what it means

"Look mommy! They let fire toads in here!!!"

by McChicken9241 May 30, 2023

Code Toad

1) Describing someone who, in a technology state, would steal someone elses work with their permission; but it was forced upon them.
2) A wicked, vile man or woman who is just plain idiotic.

1) "That kid Tim is such a Code Toad, he forced Kevin to give his visual basic project to him."
2) "Corey is a Code Toad because he slept in math every day for the past two weeks."

by Tim Andres June 17, 2006

Slippery Toad

During sex, when the female orgasms and the male's stiffy is caught in a malestorm of vaginal juice, then the male cums in the female's vagina, inserts his stiffy into her vagina getting a mixture of vaginal juice and semen on the males penis. Then the male rubs melted butter, baby oils and lube on his stiffy and the female tries to preform a handjob.

Me and my girlfriend were bored so we decided to try the Slippery Toad, she couldn't get a good grip the whole time, and couldn't finish me off.

by Onlypudge November 30, 2011

LOAD TOAD

A female or male which perches about waiting to pounce on any and every living being which happens to gaze in their direction. A load toad does not discriminate longing for your load whether it be financial or physical! Akin to a squat mattress, any orifice’ll do!

Check out that load toad on Johnny’s leg, did he just hand her his wallet? Oh he doesn’t stand a chance!

by KrisTiegA July 26, 2021