Thanksgiving Stuff n’ Stiff

When you help your mom clean and prep the thanksgiving day Turkey for stuffing and you get a raging hard on by fisting the bird’s cavity.

We were up at 6 am prepping the Turkey and I did the old thanksgiving stuff n’ stiff. I was fisting that bird just like my uncle fisted me last year.

by Dick Onchin November 24, 2020

West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner

A sexual act in which a man eats a menstruating woman out (the cranberry sauce), while also inserting a turkey claw or leg into her ass (the turkey & gravy). He then ejaculates over the whole mess (the mashed potatoes). Sure to become a family tradition!

"I know you're already stuffed, but what would you say to a good ol' fashioned West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner?"

by Liz T. January 14, 2008

It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.

self-explanatory.

I went to wal mart. Wal mart is playing christmas music. It is November 10th. It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.

by OmegaRook November 11, 2011

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.

That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022

Thanksgiving

A day the Indians dont call You'rewelcomesgiving.

The Indians have a name more like Fuck this shit they're still here after hundreds of years day for Thanksgiving.

by Solid Mantis June 5, 2020

Hobo-Thanksgiving

Nothing says weirdness like keeping a can of cranberry sauce by the bed at night as a snack

After leaving the soup kitchen, Daniel made his way back to the homeless camp. That night he ate a Hobo-Thanksgiving.

by MC Busta October 7, 2016

The Spirit of Thanksgiving

The Spirit of Thanksgiving is when one member wears a pilgrim hat, and the other wears an Indian headband. Then one of the members stuffs their asshole with stuffing and tops it off with gravy. The other member then proceeds to eat out all of the stuffing and gravy while listing the things they're thankful for. The member with their asshole being eaten has to gobble like like a turkey while being eaten out.

Dave: "Dude so I heard you went to Jessica's house last weekend! How was that?"

Jim: "It went well bro, I really showed her the spirit of Thanksgiving."

by shux878 April 19, 2018