Jordan

A guy that tries to get girls but it never work he all ways gets rejected

Jordan: hey girl how you doing

Girls: ew yo gay as shit

by swagyomom June 25, 2018

Jordan

Person with a small willy

Jordan has a small willy

by Buscemi more like hot July 24, 2018

a Jordan

When a person works late and can't game with their friends

I guess he's pulling a Jordan.

by Davechan January 22, 2021

Jordan

Used to describe the act of fucking someone up or basically screwing then over.

Walter "jordan-ed" Yaoqing by revealing his copious relationships with multiple girls at the same time.

by W-try November 27, 2016

Jordaned

One who breaks fucking EVERYTHING! i mean, seriously, WOW, he breaks a lot of friggin stuff. like door knobs and car windshields and stair cases.

dude, you Jordaned my fuckin door! AGAIN!

by cnelsngmfi March 2, 2009

Jordan

One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. He's intelligent, suave, funny, and an excellent cook that happens to give fantastic massages. His penis also happens to be quite large. If Courage Wolf were a person, this would be him.

"So Jordan texted me earlier today."
"Oh, Jordan? You mean Courage Wolf Guy, right?"
"Yeah, that's the one! The guy with the huge penis I was telling you about. Apparently he's cooking something awesome for me tonight."

by filthy.flamingo October 16, 2013

Jordan

Jordan you may think you may know him, but you don't. He sometimes can't control himself when he gets angry and yells at you, but really you should just let him calm down & soon you 2 should be friends again. He a nerd & probally a very smart kid. Sometimes Jordan may think he's so smart he might just think he's smarter then you. I know I only told you the details but Jordan's the best kid I've met so far!

Jordan

by randomgirl52586 May 30, 2013