salty grits

When a person is hype as shit thinkin they no everything but find out they was wrong

This term was derived in North Hills

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by Shizzymac May 21, 2018

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Swamp Grits

The combination of chode sweat, crabs and beach sand that can be found anywhere between the ass crack and ball sack.

Man, an afternoon of chasing snatch on Daytona Beach has left me with a bad case of swamp grits.

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A type of feaces that is known to stick to the sides of the rectum, resulting in a prolonged and intense period of excretion. Consequently, it also tends to stick to the exterior of the anus and often requires many applications of toilet paper. This type of feaces is the bane of campers, but will prove little hindrance to owners of a bidet.

Boss: "Why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit I've had to dig out."

by cirlce of trust October 20, 2009

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girly grits

An unclean girl who does not know how to clean her vagina; often confused with a venereal disease; revealed if they request 'time to prep' before getting down and dirty; must sanitize before use.

I've never known anyone brave enough to face girly grits and come out the other side.

by hushedjournal6 September 8, 2020

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Sixty-Grit

A problem most frequently encountered by students the night after a big house party:

When a prolonged night of sexual activity causes the male's penis to dry out and leave a thick layer of dried skin around the baloon knot.

John woke up next to Jane the night after the party with a hard ass Sixty-Grit.

by Lad_Daz April 5, 2011

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