Schmeg Fungus

A person who has striking similarities with the character known as Jeff fungus from the monsters inc. movie, they also smell of schmegma

you’re dating schmeg fungus? Wow you must have no friends

by Dyldo Gaggins February 13, 2020

Fungus Bog

A place of eternal backshots. Used by the ancient Spartans after battle, the word was created to describe the horrendous mess left behind after celebrations. Fungus, describing the actual fungus created from the discharge on the floors and walls. Bog, describing the swamp-like texture on the floors as you walked through the room. Not to mention the literal fauna and flora that flourished in the aftermath.

Let’s have a fungus bog!

by Berald Jingus June 10, 2025

fungus muffin

A lover of magic mushrooms

Awe look at you rolling in the mud like a fungus muffin.

by Willowbob March 8, 2018

Fungus Fairy

A smaller creature of the female species. She is a guaranteed STD transmitter. She will most likey have Athlete's Foot.

See that fungus fairy over there?

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

fungus monkey

A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.

That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.

by Jorge El Diablo May 26, 2016

Fungus Balls

Synonym for Jock Itch.

Dude, thsee fungus balls are killing me.

by LysaJo December 30, 2015

fungus

A guy called Oliver that is a big chungus.

You are a Fungus.

by boi10383628364 March 25, 2019