Brenda

a theory that we are in a game like the sims4 and someone named Brenda is the player/controller
(person1)"dude I got hit by a car twice today!" (person 2) "aw that sucks you must have done something to piss off Brenda"

"how does someone die by drowning in a 1ft deep kiddy pool while riding a motorcycle on top of a rhinoceros while in an inflatable dino costume?" "damn (laughs) that's crazy Brenda must have been hella bored"
by J.bear May 18, 2025
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Brenda Bear

Part of a visable minority known as the lefties brenda bear doesn't like eating dill or being tall. spotting a brenda bear in the wild is rare and almost unheard of as they tend to hibernate for 12 months out of the year
Ethan told me Brenda bears mom is an absolute dime
by The black hobo May 26, 2022
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Sunflower the Brenda

The act of inserting ones fist into the Brenda Fricker (anus) and spreading the fingers seperately, much like that of a sunflower.
Porno Moby was at home sunflowering the absolute brenda off himself.

John joe loves nothing more than to listen to Gareth Brooks and sunflower the Brenda off himself
by GillSans January 7, 2010
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Beluga Brenda

A Beluga Brenda is When three fat guys have a butt fuck train while in the shower.
I went over to my friends house and they were preforming a Beluga Brenda
by ColdCarl67 April 3, 2025
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Brenda

Brenda is IT .Nothing wrong or bad or bad be done to her without God paying anything bad ever done against me his child he loves me .I know he gifted me the moon ,sun and light gods all seeing eye now I have the gifted me with psychic universal communication and love at first sight.feliz felishea.i love you at first sight.
Brenda she loves at first sight.
by BB becauseityou. September 6, 2025
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Brenda

a sassy girl that loves her starbucks and loves pink, she has straight blonde hair and the only thing she wears is pink and she is always carrying her bag and some coffee. she takes her daddys money
"whos that in that limo arriving to school?"

"oh thats just brenda"
by crasta_pasta May 27, 2022
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