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technically

Synonym for "off the top of my head, and without benefit from even the slightest expertise or insight"
"Technically, given that Johnson's home is also his workplace, going to all those parties could have been within the rules"
by Bunnidge February 14, 2022
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Technically Supporting Yourself

To perform a task correctly or with distinction.

If you are given something to do, or do something off your own back and use initiative, you may be congratulated for "Technically Supporting Yourself"
Mark: Mike just sorted us out with an FTP server on the Broadband Machine
Stu: Oh Technical Support Yourself!

Mark: I've fixed the problem with that customer from earlier, you know, the one that was a right fist..
Mike: Oh get in there, Technical Support Yourself Jenko!

Mike: I'll put the kettle on
Mark: Technically Supporting Yourself Lovelock!
by Michael Lovelock December 20, 2006
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Technical Knockout

When a fight is ended by a referee on the grounds of a participant not being able to continue.
KSI won the match against Joe Weller after the referee calling technical knockout.
by rectified123 July 19, 2018
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toliet technic

when you and a other person shit in each others mouth swallo and chase it with each others piss and repet until you both die of bacteria
by DADDY DANNNY April 21, 2021
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American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
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Technicality invite

1. Wanting to invite a friend to an event and having to invite his/her boyfriend/girlfriend aswel, even if you don't want the significant other there.

2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".
1. "Arnold was standing right there when I invited Susan to my birthday, total technicality invite"

2. "Why did you invite all of Rodgers friends"

"They we're all 'technicality invites', you know, so it wouldn't be awkward when they show up anyway..."
by Ansel Adams March 7, 2013
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technically alive

Alive, but with no chance of survival.
You are technically alive when you are poisoned with lead.
by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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