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Pop-Tart

(Alternatively called "Teenie boppers" or "Prostitots")

A stereotype of 15 to 17 year old teen high school girls who, like their pastry counter-part, are frosted, flaky, and covered with sprinkles, and generally naive.

They Exhibit traits such as:
not having any sense of reality, not understanding the value of money, are easily distracted by shinny objects, are incapable of understanding government/politics, often talk without pauses when explaining their day or excited about something, they tend to scream and jump about whenever a celeb/singer is within 200 feet of them. A severe lack of rational/logical thinking capability and a similar inability to operate a motor vehicle within safe means.....
"I hate going to the mall on Friday's, just hundreds of pop-tarts wandering around blabbing about Hanna Montana"

"She's a pop-tart alright"
by The All Knowing ShortBus July 9, 2009
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Pomegranate Tart

One who does not speak up for themselves and does dumb/silly/mean/wowww, reallly? things in general; Keith Martinez
Wowwwww, really? Keith is SUCH a Pomegranate Tart!
by TheVon June 16, 2010
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sweet tart

When a woman puts a finger in herself and then puts the same finger in a man's mouth to give him a taste.
The stripper gave me a sweet tart.
by cockgobbler90 November 11, 2013
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Jew Tart

A Jewish version of the Pop Tart, know for having little or no frosting or filling inside the cheap pastry.
his pastry is so dry I know it is a Jew Tart.
by Jew Cop July 11, 2009
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poop tart

a flagrant trollop who enjoys anal sex.
monifa is such a poop tart. she totally likes it in the ass.
by badonkadej July 15, 2006
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deusch tart

a deusch that is either ugly or in a bad mood and has a bad look on theyre face
my friend marty ate some sour candy and now he looks like a deasch tart.
by Jason Jordan March 26, 2004
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Tart Features

A woman with all the obvious traits of being a Slut or general Ho bag - i.e. dressing provocatively like a tart, flirting with any guy at a bar/club etc.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out that tart features standing by the bar over there."

Guy 2: "Fuck me! She's out to get laid tonight."
by Sponge Rob November 10, 2009
mugGet the Tart Featuresmug.

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