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I don't understand you today.
by Krkič January 22, 2020
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I Hate the World Today

You’re such a fake, I wish you were dead….
by Death Menace October 4, 2023
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Good Morning Today

A computer-animated television show on Fusion that was created by David Javerbaum and produced by The Jim Henson Company under its Henson Alternative banner and ShadowMachine Films. The show uses The Jim Henson Company's real time motion capture Digital Puppet Studio
by SPrice1980 January 10, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>
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Yesterday Today

Used during that awkward timeframe where you've stayed awake past midnight, and thus the "today" in your head is technically yesterday
At 3am

Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing

Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about
by Stella_Star September 19, 2022
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I killed a man today

a silly activity done by a silly fella (recent past)
person 1: "I killed a man today"
person 2: "sounds fun"
by 42621051 January 5, 2024
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