Dolphin Teeth

Whenever someone smiles and all you see is gums

Hmmmm, how about, that girl who smiles and all i see is gums CLEARLY has dolphin teeth, and therefore is a bitch.

im just sayin

by TheLucridOne April 06, 2008

Hells Teeth

pronounced (Hellz Teef)
n. Expression of utter surprise. An exclamation

Angela : "Atheism, Its basically a non-prophet organisation"
Thomas : "Hells Teeth Angela!... Must you blaspheme!"

by Rev Tom September 27, 2006

British Teeth

Bad teeth synonomous with the British people, but actually seen in all peoples. Characterized by poor othodonture and caries (decaying teeth).

Dane Cook's description of bad teeth describes British teeth very well:

"If a girl opens her lips and its all *Flingk FlIngK FliNgK FlinGk* if its like a booby trap, I don't like it when you open your mouth and its a battle of epic proportions goin on, and your teeth are all screamin' at each other in there. "I'm a molar, Wisdom tooth! Get the fuck outta my gums. Hi I'm a buck tooth and like to be outside past the lips. I enjoy a nice sea breeze from time to time...Hi I'm the crazy yellow toof that looks like corn. Don't brush me.Don't brush me. I have an image to uphold, don't brush me, I'm yellow."

Synonyms: Picket Fence, Mouth of Horrors

She's a babe, but she needs to keep that mouth closed and those British teeth inside the house.

by Nancy_Drew_Mysterious October 05, 2006

Lava Teeth

The condition in which one's teeth spontaneously become molten or liquid in a nature similar to that of lava.

"He was a good kisser, except for the lava teeth"

by emmaruby January 04, 2008

teeth lying

teeth lying is the engaging of oral sex without Biting the
Penise.

phone slang : what a fella gotta do to get yo teeth lying.
music slang : I wanna fuck you till yo teeth lying.
porn slang : my throbbing pussy makes me feel like my teeth are lying.

by regardless devon victory February 15, 2008

meth teeth

Ya know, the thin gray choppers people who have abused methamphetamines sport that look like they fall out or disintegrate at any second.

Dude, I was trying to help this guy at my store the other day, but all I could do was stare at was his meth teeth disintegrating teeth bad teeth drugs, I swore one was going to fall out on my counter!

by sjkyr4 March 27, 2009

keekee teeth

where one drinks so much red wine there teeth become stained of red

hahaha dude you got keekee teeth. how much wine have you been drinking today?

by faakknonayms December 24, 2010