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Century Fail

Derived from online videos charting the 'Fails of the Century', Century Fail is used when a fail is just too spectacular for one year to contain it.
Today I went for ice cream with a friend of the opposite sex. My girlfriend was texting me, asking me where I was. To pacify her, I told her I was desperately trying to get away from some girl who won't stop talking - But I accidentally sent the text to said girl, as she sat next to me. She started to cry into her ice cream. Century Fail.
by B-loved Commander March 2, 2012
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17th century Nannie's

17th century Nannie's believed that giving handjobs helped bring sleep on in the young men That they cared for
If you haven't gotten a handjob from your Nannie ,then you don't have a 17th century Nannie's!
by Fast_to- sleep1980 April 22, 2024
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Jake Pauler of the Century

Patrick Kearney. That's it, that's the Jake Pauler of the century.
Yo who's Jake Pauler of the century this time around?
Oh it's Patrick Kearney.
by BungusBoi June 16, 2021
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21st Century

Person 1: what century is the 21st century
Person 2: International make fun of Keira century
Person 1: oh no I'm called keira
by G E K O L O N I S E E R D February 7, 2021
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century joint

Combination of roaches to make one flavorful unique joint.
Hey do u have a bunch of roaches laying around I want make a century joint.
by Elchino311 July 27, 2022
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Century Fl

A small town on the AL line. A town known for spice and meth, here you never know what you going to get. A dawn of a new Century that is for sure here. I witnessed a fight at the town's main attraction Whataburger, bro was fighting his brother about which one was sleeping with one of their ol lady that night bc they bought the justaburgers for a special date night. Then the father walked up and fought both of them and said he was having her that night. Wow what a wknd in Century.
Century I saw the UncleCousin Father fight live @ Century Fl Whataburger. The winner got a trophy bag of spice, a torch, a glass bowl and apparently the winner got a night with the son, cousin, father's girlfriend shared tent. The loser had to watch the girls kids from the bench at Showwalter park. That was a spice and methed up night. Was told I missed the Brother & Sister fued in Flomaton last wk they was fighting over the daughter.
by TriCity September 8, 2021
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