theater funk

the space in between shows where you become an empty husk that makes you feel like you deserve no love or food or friends or self care

Honsee, this theater funk kinda stinks!

by TylerTarzanStan897 November 10, 2019

behind the movie theater

I hidden place kids often refer to as “behind the movies” 😝😝

Boy: “Hey do you want to ditch this movie and go behind the movie theater 😏”
Girl: “Okay! 😛😀”
Together: “This is so amazing 🤩”

by Chloebrown.08 March 23, 2022

magic's theater

The place where crackheads come to play and dark and dirty jokes is the language.

"Welcome to Magic's theater! Well have plenty of catnip!"

by Safaridacatnipdealer July 15, 2020

Dream Theater

Mid

Dream Theater Is mid

by Dylangamer1337 October 25, 2023

Masturbate Theater

A TV show that losers watch to beat off to low-cut Victorian corsets and fade-out sex scenes on PBS Masterpiece, formerly known as Masterpiece Theater.

Derek: Are coming down to the bar Sunday night?

Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.

by IGKYA53 July 29, 2020

theater enhanced cycling

the indoor cycling experience with a video screen playing road footage and either a virtual instructor in the video or a live instructor tells you what move to do and what moves are coming up next

I am going to the big new club downtown, they have the new theater enhanced cycling program everyone is talking about

by Jesus Super Freak December 12, 2016

Theater Kid

A derogatory colloquial term to describe a person whose education and areas of expertise are based solely in the humanities, yet somehow ends up in a position of power and/or authority that requires a much more concrete skill set. Tends to use obfuscation and snark whenever pressed to demonstrate actual competence in their job, and usually responds to dismissal by posting video of themselves crying to social media. Invariably first to go in the private sector when workforce reductions hit, but can often thrive and even enjoy lifetime reelections to public office.

"Did you see that clip of the deputy mayor cursing out people and throwing her microphone at the town hall? This is why you don't vote for theater kids, people."

by Lex Logic March 14, 2025