Chainsaw Consultant

Free him, he did nothing wrong!

Chainsaw Consultant is overrated.

by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024

Texas Chainsaw

White Russian with Dr. Pepper

Bartender: “What can I get you?”
You: “Can I get a Texas Chainsaw”

by Kyn&tonic February 4, 2022

Chainsaw

Something or somethings that are super cool. Pretty much a substitute for the word “cool”

“Dang bro, when you did that backflip it was so CHAINSAW”

by Trickledowneconomics23 October 16, 2018

chainsaw teeth

A person that doesn’t take care of their teeth due to drug use or poor dental hygiene.

That Meth head has chainsaw teeth

by Combop May 25, 2020

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.

Dude I just gave Karen the nastiest Texas chainsaw massacre!!

by Poopdick222!! May 21, 2019

Chainsaw

the answer to everything

person1: dude that guy said you were a brick flat on all sides
Person2:get me my chainsaw

by unicorn_juice October 1, 2012

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023