Mushroom Tattoo

To slap someone in the face with the tip of your dick, hard enough to leave a mark of the head of your dick.

Man i mushroom tattooed that bitch while she was sleeping!

by Mushr. November 12, 2007

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tattoo sleeve

tattoos that go up your arm like a sleeve.

"Trace Cyrus has so many tattoos on his arm. He has a tattoo sleeve!"

by neekoftw October 16, 2008

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When you smash the end of your cock against the face of a deserving party(preferbably with your man berries resting in their best friends mouth) and leave the impring of a mushroom behind to show who's king.

God dammit, Samantha, Jessica takes it a lot deeper than you without gagging. You need to get your shit together, bitch.
*SLAP*
Now everyone's gunna know who's your pimp.

by Charlie Chuckles July 18, 2008

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mushroom tattoo

A hit by a penis with enough force that it leaves a mark in the shape of a mushroom

Katie was talking junk so i gave that whore the mushroom tattoo from hell right across her forehead.

by Sandy Fagina September 22, 2008

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Taxfree Tattoo

A tattoo on or above the neckline, which will prevent you from getting or holding any job in the future that will pay taxes.

Oh you'll find work all right, it might be as an enforcer for the Hell's Angels, but you'll still find work.

Me: I got a new tattoo!
Friend: Awesome what is it!
Me: it's this awesome raven right on my cheek how didn't you notice that?!
Friend: I was hoping you didn't actually get a taxfree tattoo.

by ZoeyW October 17, 2014

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