taking a wizard

when you've been holding in a piss for so long it has to potential to be of Austin Powers tier. Most commonly performed in Amish

When me and the homies were on the road trip through Amish they almost ditched me when I was taking a wizard.

by hossman_jago November 7, 2019

take the bus

get fucked or fuck off

Situation: Don dropping lil dude out in his car

Don: hey mate, can I stop at chemist and pick up the medicine.
Lil dude: nah man, can you drop me home first..
Don: take the bus you fucking wanker!!!!!!!!!

or

lil dude: hey Don, can you stop farting in the office?
Don: Take the bus you wanker!!

by MagdaIsReal January 7, 2022

Taking a Donny

Pretending to take a shit, when you are actually playing on your phone to avoid dramatic fucking coworkers.

"Dude you were in the shitter forever, did you eat taco bell? ""No I was taking a Donny. "

by Bluepony33 February 21, 2017

take leave

ima leave but "formal"

Mkaay I guess its time for me to take leave and let you think

by suckamyballs March 5, 2014

take a cruise

Go to the bathroom and take a shit.

I just ate Taco Bell, pull over at the next rest stop so I can take a cruise.

by Ronny Mexico June 23, 2016

take the hook

It's the fact of getting to like someone. If you like someone, and that person doesn't even know you exists, the moment in which that person starts to like you because you had flirted with him/her, is the moment when he/she takes the hook.

A: I was flirting with this girl, but she wasn't interested in me. Now I like her, she's taken the hook.

B: Yeah, girls always take the hook.

by Vic3roy June 23, 2009

Taking a Tucker

Having an especially satisfying bowel movement. Can also just mean taking a shit. Named after a man that has bowel movements over 10 times a day.

"I just took a Tucker and I feel better already". It can also be used when experiencing pain. "My stomach is killing me, I think I need to take a Tucker". I'm "taking a Tucker" and somebody comes in and interupts me!

by MMABOY February 4, 2010