swinging dicks

In legal jurisprudence, a five man team consisting of a senior partner, junior partner, senior associate, junior associate and paralegal, whose primary function is to quintuple client billings when engaging in the same work.

"I had a 10 minute phone call with my lawyer down at Bryan Cave and the swinging dicks sent me a bill for $1950."

by Ishtamo November 21, 2007

swinging chandelier

When a girl is on her stomach, tying her both arms and legs together behind her into one large knot. Then hanging her from the ceiling. Preferably done so a bed is underneath (in case the roof caves in)
Then, swinging her back and forth so that as she swings forward, her mouth goes onto one guys penis. The guy thrusts with his dick and "passes her to the other guy and as she swings back the other guy is there and he puts his penis into her vagina or into her ass.

"Let's give her the swinging chandelier"
"Alright, make sure this time you pass her to me, though"

by Llamapalooza October 17, 2008

swinging cowbelly

Dropping your balls into a girls mouth and putting the tip of the penis toward her nose.

That bitch loved when i gave her the ol' swinging cowbelly!

by b0b707 March 7, 2003

swinging death

a soft penis that is soon to be agressively erect

the man had three inches of swinging death hanging down

by rosemary m May 8, 2007

Swinging Jenny

The act of swinging your arms back and forth in a wide arc across your body while walking forward with the intent of striking fear in the hearts and minds of anyone who is foolish enough to get in your way.

1. Guy one: Dude, I thought you were going to fight that jerk today.

Guy two: I was but he pulled out the swinging jenny and I ran.

2. Guy one: Hey what stopped the basketball game?

Guy two: Some idiot did the swinging jenny through the middle of the game.

Guy one: didn't anyone try to stop him?

Guy two: are you kidding, it's the swinging jenny!

by mattyportman December 12, 2010

I got your (blank) swinging

Usually a last resort type comeback that can also be used to annoy people. Most likely used by the annoying guy that is too lazy to use his brain to think of a good comeback. The douche usually uses what ever you say and fills in the blank in his pre-determined comeback.

I got your (blank) swinging

Tommy: Hey man u wanna grill some hotdogs?
Chance: I got your hotdog swinging!!
Tommy: Your such a tool dude
Chance: I got your tool swigning!!
Tommy: Whatever, ask your girlfriend what she wants to eat
Chance: I got your girlfriend siwnging!!

by Da Persian July 25, 2006

Swiffling

The act of being a red neck and sneaking out of the house to get really drunk by hooping moonshine.

My favorite thing to do when I was a youngin', was goin' out to the back forty and swiffling.

by A Symbol of Hope March 21, 2009