Skip to main content

shark smoothing

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.
by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021
mugGet the shark smoothing mug.

captain smooth

one who partakes in smoothness on a daily basis; pimpin' hoes in addition to coppin' that pam. In every situation he does the smoothest thing possible. ALWAYS. life of the party. favorite among the chicks.
have you seen Gregory Yarnellovic lately? Definition of captain smooth!
by dirty Qtip April 28, 2011
mugGet the captain smooth mug.

Smoothed Together

Verb, Adverb, Noun. Smoothd tuh-geth -er , First known origin was the DC area before being used in Wayne County Michigan.

1. The absence of movement or life.
2. A Peace or Calm after a slow or sudden event.
3. When Something, Someone, event, or plan works with ease.
-That punch connected bro. He got smoothed together in the third round!

-Person 1 What happened to her at the party, too many drinks?

-Person 2 "Idk, but she got smoothed together! She couldn't stand!"

-Homicides went up in the city. Cats are getting smoothed together.

-Person 1 What's the plan later, do we have tickets?

-Person 2 "Already got tickets! We smoothed together!"
by DontBeThatGuy January 4, 2013
mugGet the Smoothed Together mug.

smooth eternity

lasting a very long time, used especially when something is boring
This lecture is so boring, we have only been here 8 minutes and it feels like we have been here for a smooth eternity.
by cpgrad00 April 27, 2006
mugGet the smooth eternity mug.

Smooth honeys

Jhon is wheeling some smooth honeys.
by The know October 29, 2014
mugGet the Smooth honeys mug.

smooth thanos

a person who is in love with another person. but the other person doesn’t want to be in a relationship.
person 1: damn who is that chick over there?
person 2: no bro. you’re being like a smooth thanos right now. that person does not want to be in a relationship.
by Smooth Thanos February 28, 2022
mugGet the smooth thanos mug.

Smooth Hump

A rhythmic, caressing, up and down motion.
I feel better than ever after that smooth hump session!
by Fuzzy Pete March 5, 2014
mugGet the Smooth Hump mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email