Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.
Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?
Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.
Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.
by geederd December 12, 2021
When a customer at a restaurant pays the bill partially in cash, the rest on the card. Then only tips for the amount charged to the card.
After enjoying an incredible first date, Jake pulls out a wad of cash to impress Laney.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.
Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.
Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.
Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.
Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.
by sir haxalot August 11, 2022
When you buy a drink at a bar, proceed to walk to the dance floor, pour some of the drink you just bought onto the floor, for the sole purpose of creating a surface with which shuffle upon.
by Dean Windass December 16, 2015
by braunj8840 June 24, 2011
by crystalriveryo! December 19, 2017
When a couple are taking pictures of each other, especially with one camera. One takes a picture of the other in front of something, then they shuffle together, exchange the camera and swap positions. They end up with two pictures, neither of which includes both of them.
by Adam Macintosh August 31, 2009
The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.
"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"
Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.
Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009