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dan shaw

?: ‘omg is that dan shaw???’
‘hahhaha lil poop
by dansgf May 26, 2022
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Harry Shaw (shawzie)

A Harry Shaw, aka shawzie, is easily identified by his mammoth head structure and terrible jokes. A Harry Shaw will usually be attracted to undeniably grotesque specimen, this is because they suit him very well (he is an ugly fucker) and they usually have a beer belly just like him!! No one likes a Harry Shaw!!

A Harry Shaw’s most common attack is calling a fellow male a ‘virgin’ despite shagging 2/10s

Fun Fact : Harry Shaw has the same body count as he does driving test failures
Young Child : “Mommy why has that boy got a fat head and belly?”

Milf: “Must be a Harry Shaw (shawzie), bet he has smegma”

Trav: “Needs his jaw spinning that cunt”
by wesleypilgrim August 7, 2023
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scumbag shaw

When a teacher or professor waits until after the last day of school to post a bad grade.
Joey: "Mr. Thompson waited until June 13th to post the grade for my midterm. Took my final grade in the class down from a B to a C."

Steve: "Couldn't you ask for a redo or extra credit or something?"

Joey: "Not a chance. School had already been out for a week."

Steve: "Damn. Looks like you got scumbag shawed."
by losercollegekid April 4, 2019
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Jason shaw

Typically a dirty nonce who has a small willy and he sticks it in his main ting then his side ting Denise
by Munob May 13, 2019
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dom shaw

An all around amazing guy with a massive pp, he’s ballin and always helps everyone out and isn’t gay but is for one guy
I’m lucky to have a dom shaw
by Someoneawesome February 6, 2023
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michael shaw

Michael Shaw thinks he’s slick cause he’s got a small dick. He also looks like Megan’s toe
Michael Shaw also got a haircut and he won’t show me
by Pizzacomacurry January 24, 2019
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