The Canterbury Quaker Shaker

Holding onto your penis during an earthquake of a magnitude of 7.1 or greater, and riding out the earthquake in guilt free pleasure; letting nature take it's course.

Q: How did you survive the Canterbury Earthquake on Sept 4th, 2010?

A: I gripped onto my penis for dear life; The Canterbury Quaker Shaker.

by The Sea N Taylor September 6, 2010

shakira

this is my actual name, and i am an unfortunate person who begrudgingly got stuck with this name.

Bob: Hey Shakira!
Shakira: Hey.
Bob: Shakira Shakira >in sing song voice<
Shakira: >slaps bob< no.

by My name is REALLY Shakira. o_O March 8, 2009

Shakira

She has one the the biggest,juiciest, roundest and sexiest ass on the planet!!! WOOOOW

Damn, look at her ass!!!!WOW

by David October 29, 2003

Shaker High School

Gay niggas that suck dick n’ lick toes

Shaker High school is the school of homosexuals

by Mpsbard December 10, 2019

Salt Shaker Pussy

This happens when a girl has a large amount of pubic hair that resembles a temperate rainforest along with an excess amount of crabs similar to the deadliest catch. She shakes them out over random foods such as fries or eggs with a salt shaker like effect. She can also sit on a margarita glass to salt the rim.

A mudded pussy is preferable to achieve the best results.

"Bro, that nasty ass whorebag salted my fries with her salt shaker pussy."

"My fiances best feature is definately her salt shaker pussy."

by Twerk Grinder McFresh November 1, 2009

Shaker Jr High

A school next to Shaker high school where teachers look down girls shirts and kids hang threaten to end their lives.

“I’m gonna kill my self” “Woah woah you belong in Shaker Jr High”

by Sean Moreland:) March 14, 2019

Salad Shaker

A term that means loved one but people make fake definitions to harass Millie Bobby Brown and Jacob Sartorius when Millie posted an Instagram story saying 'best salad shaker in town @jacobsartorius'

Some fake definitions include 'licking the inside of ones butthole' or 'when he sticks his tongue inside your vagina and shakes it wildly'

Do not believe these you insane ass bitch...

You're my favorite salad shaker :))

by Rachel Is A Dumbass May 23, 2018