seaning

feeling lazy

man im seaning right now.

by yo momma 2 January 18, 2009

Stealing home

Euphemism for anal sex. Since you usually have to sneak it in, and you have to slide through the mud to get it done.

Last night, with Hollyanna, I totally stole home.

by Forest Walker November 4, 2004

smaling

dutch word meaning short dike.

by Smaling (pronounced: smay - ling) July 21, 2003

selling muffins

A way of describing a girl's cleavage, referring to the way a muffin top looks. Especially girls in low cut shirts that know they are showing off a little.

Did you see that girl?

Yeah, shes selling muffins!

by sublimex1 November 16, 2007

selling tickets

a person, more than likely female, that is constantly trying to have sex with random people at all times. preferably in bunches, such as an orgy.

synonym of ''running a train''.

as an on-looker; ''damn that hoe lookin' fine..high heals, mini skirts, lookin sexy..i bet she' sellin' tickets"

as the female; "boy you know i need the dick by the plenty, im selling tickets"

by chip chocolate November 12, 2010

two-seating

driving with your right arm resting on the back of the passenger's seat

"Chains gleaming, switching lanes, two-seating..." -Nas in "Hero"

by asoiubnweks August 9, 2008

selling wolf tickets

Telling big liess, like in " The Three Little Pigs " ! The wolf said that he would blow a brick house down, and nothing happened.

Are you kidding me ? He was just selling wolf tickets about his accomplishments!

by The Stock Master November 15, 2015