Human Suitcase

It's that thing, of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.

They made me check my human suitcase cause there was no room in the overhead bins.

by jmreno March 13, 2011

Suitcased

verb
To be thrown into the back seat of a police car upside down in handcuffeds.

Fucking 50, got picked up and suitcased.

by Anon135813 November 18, 2020

the suitcase stuffer

When you lay a woman on her back, lift her legs around your neck, stand up, and fuck her in a downward thrusting motion screaming “GET IN THERE”

Last night, my girlfriend and I tried the suitcase stuffer.

by GlacierPunch June 19, 2019

Willie with a suitcase

In 20th century prison populations Willie with a suitcase is the man on the outside who is cuckolding you (keeping his shoes under your woman's bed, spanking your kids, and kicking your dog). Primarily used by African-American inmates. The equivalent amongst Latinos is Sancho while for White convicts he is known as Joe the Grinder.

Hey, Tyrone, I hear Willie with a suitcase is keeping a smile on your lady's face tonight.

by Retsil December 3, 2021