Starving Barber

A sexual act in which the giver munches on the pubes, forcibly ripping them out with his/her teeth.

"Bro, what's up?"
"Man, my girl pulled the starving barber last night."
"Shit son, you should always keep it trimmed."

by slabberjabber April 25, 2010

Starving College Student

A college student who lacks disposable income because he does not have a job, yet his parents pay for his tuition, his food, his rent, and really everything under the sun. The Starving College Student typically spends the stipend his parents give him on alcohol and/or drugs. The stereotype is that this student must resort to eating Top Ramen to survive, which may be true, but only because they spent their allowance on alcohol and drugs. These students also perform poorly in their college classes because, after all, they view higher education as a birthright and not an opportunity. These depraved individuals somehow do just enough to earn a Business Degree, having only learned "strong résumé words" at the expense of an actual education. Also referred to as the "Poor College Kid"

Grandma Beatrice: Aww Zacky honey, why don't you come over for dinner tomorrow night. I know you're a starving college student who would kill for a home cooked meal.

Zack: Thanks Grandma. I have been living exclusively off of Top Ramen. I'd love to come over for some prime rib. I will head over as soon as I edit my resume and lie about having leadership experience.

by JoeyRogue January 2, 2014

starringflies

the best person ever .. everybody loves starringflies !!

“hey have you heard of starringflies??”
“YEAH!! they’re so cool, and they deserve the world!!”

by szpnap_ August 30, 2021

starringflies

the hottest and most talented person ever (REAL)

“hey do you following starringflies”

“you mean the hottest and most talented person ever?”

by omnibur August 31, 2021

stirring tuna salad

the act of giving a girl pleasure with your hands.

i was stirring tuna salad with her in 6th period.

by kalcua November 10, 2011

stirring vanilla

When a man has sex with his partner who has very recently had sex with someone else.

Example:

Friend 1: Your wife was cheating on you?
Friend 2: Worse, I found out later that one time she had sex with her boss at work and then came home and we had sex.
Friend 1: Dude! You were stirring vanilla!

by ryeprotagonist October 3, 2013

stirring the teabag

To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).

Also see reading the tea leaves

"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".

Or

"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"

by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017