skill issues

evan has skill issues he is bad at fortnite

evan: BRO HES HACKING BRO ITS LAG BRO BRO BRO
luke: you know what that sounds like
remi:skill issues

skill issues by Bigmacmccumslapcheeseburgurdil September 25, 2021

skillshit

The blend of two words, skill and bullshit. Its a temporary state of possessing mad skill by the most unlikely means and circumstances. It comes and goes at random moments.

I know you actually suck, thats just pure skillshit.

skillshit by SkillShit May 22, 2005

Skillfuck

It's a D&D term where you tweak a skill of your character to the point of detriments in another skills, and the Dungeon Master specifically tailors the campaign to take advantage of that detriment, fully negating any point of pimping out the skill you were focused on. Thus, your character is skillfucked.

(Definition courtesy of MattK via www.ToplessRobot.com)

I'm sorry Brian, I guess you shouldn't have poured all your skill points in to bargain, since there are no merchants in this campaign. You my friend have been officially skillfucked.

Skillfuck by Swedish Jesus January 26, 2010

Skill Bandit 

Refers to a person or persons who are at the top of their game in whatever they do.

You see that guy just do a double backflip there? He's a proper skill bandit.

Wow that shits so cool, you lot are a bunch of skill bandits.

Skill Bandit by Destroyer24 February 19, 2008

ab skillet 

when a guy shows off his abs and they are so sizzling hot you could fry an egg on them.

Dude, I go to that church everyday to show these bitches my ab skillet.

or

I'm not moving a a single inch until you show me your ab skillet.

ab skillet by susher February 17, 2013

Skillege 

An African bum disease.

“Your mum got skillege lol”

Skillege by Bendy_Yet_Wendy January 30, 2019

fart in a skillet 

When someone is so hyper they just can not stop fidgeting.... As in a child who is an energizer bunny....

They are jumping around like a fart in a skillet!

fart in a skillet by Leemoons August 10, 2017