When you fight someone immediately after seeing them, it doesn't matter where you are or who your with. You will fight the second they are in your sight
Allison: "when i see that bitch, it's on sight"
*allison sees that bitch in a grocery store 1 day later*
*Allison and that bitch are now fighting in the middle of the grocery store*
*allison sees that bitch in a grocery store 1 day later*
*Allison and that bitch are now fighting in the middle of the grocery store*
by Miranda sings vloggggggggggggs December 23, 2023
a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.
July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
by d00dd00d February 05, 2010
by Kaori32 April 05, 2023
by wonderfullydead September 08, 2015
Refers to any delightful and sexual-desire-arousing visual experience --- like a group of hot chicks sunning themselves topless --- that causes a guy to get a woody and jizz his underwear.
"Relieving the pressure" before heading out the door can help you avoid any embarrassing "oopsies" if you unexpectedly happen upon a swellcum sight while you're "out and about".
by QuacksO June 02, 2019
When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.
Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.
Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.
And so on.
Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.
Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.
And so on.
I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.
I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.
I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.
by Tinselwhore December 26, 2023
Person A: I heard that Person C knows a lot of Person D's secrets!
Person B: Looks like someone has a shadow sighted eye.
Person B: Looks like someone has a shadow sighted eye.
by ChameleonDragon February 08, 2018