Reply Stutter

To wait at least a minute before giving a minimal response to a message in order to discourage conversation. Used to avoid the guilt of completely ignoring a person.

Man 1 (9:00): Sup?
Man 2 (9:08): Sitting around.
Man 1 (9:08): Same here.
Man 1 logged off (9:12)

Man 2 thinking: thank god that reply stutter worked so quickly

by SmithGroup January 25, 2011

Reply Yall

How rednecks respond to email messages. Similar to "Reply All" for normal folk.

hey, Cletus... did you click reply yall on dat email from da familie? i wonder if dhey know you married ur first cousin... g'heccckk, g'heccckk...

by The definer2017 February 4, 2012

Replytis

When you keep thinking you see a reply from someone but it's not there

"I have a horrible case of replytis. I keep seeing responses that aren't there."

by SapphireJewel July 3, 2015

relay exchange

An act where three to four males get each other off simultaneously. Usually done in candle light and scented candles.

Guy 1: Hey bro wanna, have a relay exchange?

Guy 2: Sure man, I'll get the candles.

Guy 3: Yeah, I'm down, I just bought a cinnamon roll candle.

by Hary585 March 29, 2016

reply trap

A trap used on social media to lure people into replying to the post. Usually stating that something has happened to the person posting, but does not state what. This causes curious readers to ask what happened to him/her. These statement are usually exaggerated and are used as a cry for attention.

Person 1: This girl just posted "UGH THE WORST THING JUST HAPPENED I HATE MY LIFE!" on Facebook
Person 2: Such a reply trap

by TheWinningTrashCan June 19, 2016

Reply when I feel like it.

"Reply when I feel like it."
Means: "I'll never reply. I never feel like it."
Usually the response a guy gets when confronting a female on why she doesn't reply to his messages (and try to work things out).
Can also be undertext if they tell you "I'm busy." which means: "I don't feel like it."

Jason: "I want to fix things, but you never reply, you keep saying you're busy but you're always texting your friends". Sonya: "I'll reply when I feel like it."

by Seabeauty March 1, 2018

Replyority

When your somebodies top priority it terms of who they need to reply to

Yeah, I always reply to my girlfriend quick. She's a replyority.

by traviscx4 October 8, 2018